The Moral Dilemma of the Murder Hobo

from The Laboratory: Chapter 2 by Abortion Survivor

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Adventurers stroll into town
Needing a place to sit down
Travel has been rough on them
Coming back from that dungeon
Battle tested, scarred and beaten
Chewed on and almost eaten
The evil tyrant defeated
Their mission now completed
All of the villagers here had sold them
On earning some fame and fortune
Promising them gold and riches
All they had to do was clear a lich’s lair
And his army of kobolds and goblins
Armed to the teeth with spears and shortswords
Not to mention all of the traps

They came back empty handed
The lich, he had planned ahead
Just when they thought they killed him
He brought down the room they were in
No time to loot the treasure
Foiled by a countermeasure
Now back here at the village
There’s one more place to pillage
The rogue claims he saw some loot in
The house of the mayor and the paladin
Started to question how he knew that
But before he could the druid just attacked
The innkeep and the barmaid so the wizard fireballed the inn
And burned it to the ground to cover up their murderous ways
Then on to the mayor’s house they killed his family and another fireball
Set the house ablaze all for ten gold

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from The Laboratory: Chapter 2, released December 9, 2023
Written and performed by Abortion Survivor.
Recorded by Joe Smiley at Red Planet Recording Studio.
Mixed by Zach Brown at Zach Brown Sound.
Mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side Music.

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Champions of Back Alley Metal. We're bringing attention to the common everyday happenings of the alleys in your neighborhoods...staring in windows, looking in dumpsters, hiding behind trees...we'll be there searching for the next story. Will it be your story? ... more

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